BOLO Alert: The Flash Bus is On the Loose

UPDATE: We have a winner!
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The Photoshoppers -- close, but no cigar:

(Fair warning: The Flash Cart pic links to Fake Chuck Westfall's [typically NSFW-lang] post...)
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SATURDAY, MARCH 5 -- BE ON THE LOOKOUT: The bus has just departed from a secret location east of the Mississippi en route to Seattle, Washington. If you are the first to see it, you'll definitely want to grab a pic... Read more »